Greece. Cradle of Western Civilization. Birthplace of Homer, Sophacles, Euripides, Aeschylus, Socrates, Aristotle, Euclid - and Yanni.
Well, seven out of eight isn't bad.
Greece has survived hirsute singers, countless invasions, tyrannical rulers, fascist dictators and civil wars - not to mention the yearly summer crush of its pale EU brethren, identifiable by their distinctive shade of potted-shrimp pink.